Today in Advertising
Saya baru menemukan video ini di YouTube. Sepertinya ini dibuat untuk sebuah pesta perpisahan beberapa karyawan di sebuah agensi di Perancis.
Saya akan mencoba untuk menerjemahkannya - dalam bahasa inggris, maafkan saya. 
Dan ada beberapa bagian yang saya lewatkan karena terlalu internal.
Selamat menikmati.
Today in advertising, we are becoming honest; we put legal mention everywhere to warn the consumers we are lying to. But in very little size of course, we don’t want them to read it.
Today in advertising, we use a lot less coke, because it became too popular.
Today in advertising, we know who don’t work by their activities in facebook pages. Some spend their day to tweet. But their superiors would never know; too old to be in Twitter.
Today in advertising, we do the 365 degree, because 360 is too obsolete.
Today in advertising, everybody has shitty salary, except those who will get fired soon.
Today in advertising, we shoot on green screen in studios in some industrial zones, because flying to exotic places is really not eco-responsible. And we really don’t have the budget. So we make do and we say that it’s Gondryism. BUT for group test, we always have money. So we do mood boards, storyboards, storymatic, animatic… and it’s fantastic.
Today in advertising, everybody has iPhone and Blackberry, to give the impression of being very busy, but in reality, not at all.
Today in advertising, we recognize the seniors by their excellence in… playing games.
Today in advertising, to talk with each other, we write emails.
Today in advertising, guys wear vests.
Today in advertising, we don’t get pizza deliveries; we order sushi. Because it has Omega 3, and Omega 3 in advertising is essential.
Today in advertising, we can’t do anything because everything is already done. So we pay tribute; we get inspired.
Today in advertising, we drink on Tuesdays. Because we are too tired on Wednesday.
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Comments
Comment from sillysampi
Time: April 20, 2010, 10:16 pm
I know the person who made this. She is very talented, and I am sad to let her go.
In fact, I am planning to attend their farewell party in few hours.
Comment from Nuniek Tirta
Time: April 28, 2010, 2:03 am
Ahaha… Hillarious! Senyum2 sendiri bacanya tengah malem gini Thanks for the free translation. But too bad u didnt put a link to the video.
Comment from rangga
Time: May 9, 2010, 7:24 pm
ii: Hehehe.
SillySampi: Ah, tell her hi for me. *emang lu siapa, Ga?*
Nuniek: Bukannya ada videonya ya di postingan ini? Hehehe.
Comment from aryanadia
Time: May 10, 2010, 10:12 pm
niceeee translation… that’s advertising today. jadi merenungi diri sendiri…
Comment from joe
Time: July 18, 2010, 9:08 am
I can’t see that video at all….
Comment from ii
Time: April 19, 2010, 7:10 pm
hits too close to home, man! my man, come home safely tomorrow!